TOM SHUPERE
Our sweet Tom has been missing for 2 weeks. If you have any information, please help. He was last seen at 9pm, two weeks ago. We know he was home at the time as his final Youtube video was uploaded from his home desktop.
Statement from Dog Walker: "I saw a man in a hat with a question mark on it and some...unkept facial hair... holding a basket of dirty laundry at the dog park the day Tom went missing."
Dungeon Master: "Tom would never miss a session with the D&D team. Our last campaign took us into the Misty Mountains to fight the Orcs. Started at 4:30 pm the night he went missing. He forgot his laundry basket here... guess that's all I have to remember him by."
Bell: "We have an outgoing collect call on a payphone from a Tom Shupere at 1:16 pm the day he posted his last video."
Barber testimony: "I don't want to say anything negative about him, but as usual Tom was an hour late for his appointment. At least he smelled like fresh laundry."
Grandma Shupere: "Oh my sweet Tom. He called me right after he left the laundromat that day. He was complaining that I don't do his laundry for him anymore..."